I found this deep thought/comment in an unlikely place and an unlikely time. So I was sitting in a dimly light bar enjoying a few frosty beverages for the local NBA playoff game, when I notice a this behind a sports commentator on a nightly show on ESPN. The quote was "I plan on being more spontaneous." I don't know why it caught my attention but it made me chuckle. Maybe its not funny or maybe it was just my sense of humor but the subtly of it made me laugh. I do enjoy play on words and puns immensely. Especially ones that sexual connotations to it. It really seems like I have a natural gift of turning anything innocent into something very x-rated. Though unfortunately(or fortunately depending on the reader) I do not have any examples at the moment. They seem to come easier to me when I am conversing with somebody usually a girl. (Oh wait play on words in the previous sentence) and there is no need to come up with any type of sexual deviations at the moment when talking to yourself. Thats kinda like foreplay with masturbation it just doesnt happen. So where am I going with this...nowhere in particular but I just thought I would throw a thought out there for everyone or more like ANYone to chew on.
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I'm the same way! I caught your innuendo immediately and was tempted to toss it right back to you, but caution caught my arm and said, "whoa, girl." It's much more difficult for the ladies. I am a CPA, a middle aged woman with teenage boys. I am not SUPPOSED to giggle to myself when I see "come" and "opposite sex" in the same sentence.
Sigh.
So if you see me secretly smiling, you'll know I've gotten the joke and made up one of my own as well.
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