Blogging is like....

masturbating. Probably at least in a guys world. I will get to my reasoning in a minute, but I want to say.. WATCH out.. two entries in one day for me? What is the world coming to. But anywho back to my deep philosophical entry.

So I really like reading some blogs and it is so nice to go through the blogs and find new entries. And there are a few peoples I read that are very diligent, so as you can see I was very bored today at work so I decided to look at the linked blogs of the blogs I read. That sounds really confusing, all I mean is just the favorite blogs of my favorite blogs. So I start clicking links and notice that not alot are updated which kinda sucks but I can't complain since the last entry I had was back in May, but anyways now you can suck it.. You have two entries, even though I dont really think anybody reads this, but anywho.

Ok ok so blogging is like masturbating...

So after I was checking these out I ran out of things to do, so I decided to make an entry and hence my first entry of the day. And the one person I know does read mine was excited about it, so that got me to thinking. In the bathroom non the less, usually where most brillant ideas come from, but I thought that blogging is like masturbating(at least for guys) and here is why:

Usually when you masturbate it is a good release you feel better once you do it. When you blog you release your ideas and when you masturbate well you get the idea.
Usually when you are masturbating you do it alone, much like blogging.
Alot of people masturbate and blog but really rarely talk about it... unless you are somebody famous.
Usually you do it everyday and if you dont do it for few days then you start to miss it.. and you start to feel things build up inside you. Am I talking about blogging or masturbating? You decide.
Though once you dont do it for an extended time you become disinterested or feel the urge anymore.

So anyways I thought I would share...

And yes I know I have a very warped mind.

What I want...

Right now I want more than anything just somebody to talk to somebody new and refreshing, somebody new in my world, somebody who has different views, has done different things, has lived a different life. I love learning about new people, where they have come in life, where they are now and where they want to go. That is all I want somebody to talk to, somebody to get to know from scratch. I know have HER but I talk to her all day. I feel like I know just about everything about her. Granted we are going through life together right now and making new memories together, there is nothing to talk about nothing to converse. *sigh* all I long for right now is some conversation.

It always seems like since college I have grown apart from many of my friends and its not on purpose, it just happens, you get jobs in different cities, you get married, you have kids. In general just life happens, but my problem was that my life happened too and I did not make new friends so after my divorce that just leaves me. Well me and HER and dont get me wrong I love HER, but variety is the spice of life and I need variety in my interactions. I even go through old emails like old old trying to find people I have not talked to in ages to maybe rekindled a lost friendship, or even stalking on myspace to find old or new friends but who wants to talk to a myspace stalker? I am guy and guys only want one thing right? Or so women think....

So what else am I to do about that? Who knows, I will just write and complain about it on here. Not like anybody reads this anyways, since I haven't blogged here in forever. So I guess even with my pitty party I will be all alone too. :-)