Randomness...

Randomness

I love Mt Dew, though I have been drinking it mostly in the diet version for the past year. Drink tip: Mt Dew and Triple Sec = Mountain Sex

I don’t have a regular phone I only have a cell phone, is that normal?

I like my toilet paper over and not under.

I like free food, even if I don’t need it or am not hungry. For example just now a co-worker placed 100 calorie packs of Doritos in the lunch room and I just took a handful whatever a handful may be and I have very big hands so I ended up with 6 packs, that’s not right.

You know what they say about guys with big hands…

(its hard to find gloves)

I have a perverted sense of humor, and I can almost turn anything PG related into something perverted.

I have over 200 people on my AIM list 95% I never speak to anymore, I just like to leave them on my list to a) feel like I have friends b) read away messages and c) see if they ever get online again.

I love the History channel. If there is nothing else on tv you can ALWAYS turn it on the History Channel and find something to watch for at least 10 minutes.

My favorite spice is Italian Seasoning.

I love puns and play on words especially sexual ones, but most of the time they are just lame or stupid.

I secretly have man crushes on Kiefer Sutherland and Chris Daughtry.

I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone and that the Moon Landing was real.

Who ever thought button fly jeans were a good idea?

I do not think it’s a bad thing to keep your young kids on a leash much like pets.

I love the sound of rain on the roof and the wind blowing on a cold snowy night.

Sometimes its fun to be ‘those’ people.

Stores should not be allowed to put out decorations for major holidays until all other major holidays have passed. For example putting Christmas decorations out in September, you still have Columbus Day Veterans day and Black Friday.

I love riding escalators.

I believe that if you are on welfare and don’t have a job then you can do jobs like pumping gas and cleaning up highways. I mean do something instead of trying to figure out if you can pay for your cigarettes with food stamps.

I like checking out other girls and admittedly I will do it sometimes when I am with my girlfriend but most of the time I say wow my girlfriend is hotter than that.

I wish I had Jimmy Buffet’s life.

I want to make a sex video and have it leak on the internet.

I would not mind if the weather was 70 and sunny everyday and it snowed only on Christmas Eve and Christmas.

MySpace is overrated even if I do have an account.

I don’t mind whistling Barry Manilow Songs.

I re-wash clothes just so I don’t have to iron them.

People driving the speed limit in the left lane of a highway piss me off.

I’ve never been to a strip club.

I love driving with the windows down and the sun roof open.

I am always looking for acceptance from everybody.

If there is an S at the end of the word I will pronounce it, so there are plenty of IroquoiS in IllinoiS

I admit it I have been to a Weird Al Yankovic concert.

I use Yahoo instead of Google.